I have had this blog for 4 years now. I always mean to do an “About me” page – – or one of those 100 things about me – – or something equally revealing. After 4 years – I finally did it – – if you’re interested, go ahead and read. This whole ‘about me’ page thing? It totally smacks of procrastination, doesn’t it? There are other things I really need to be doing!.

Hair removal 101… (FYI – this is NOT a personal experience! Wax? I don’t touch the stuff!) __________________________________________________ All hair removal methods have tricked us with their promises of easy, painless removal – The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and now…the wax. My night began as any other normal weekday night. Come home, fix dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring painfully in my mind for the next few hours: Maybe I should pull the wax out of the medicine cabinet. So I headed to the site of my demise, the bathroom. It was one […]

I couldn’t sleep last night. So what else is new? Yep – the ol’ insomnia monster hit hard again. So. I finished my book I was reading. Watched a movie. Then opened my laptop. I was browsing through random sites and came across one of those online gambling sites. Yep. You know it. UH OH! So what do I do? I deposit $100 just to see what kind of luck I would have. Not really expecting any. I put $50.00 down in “Let it ride poker” I hit a full house that pays out 40-1. Then I downloaded my $2000.00 […]

Dead puppies aren’t much fun… Think I had a wet dream, cruisin’ through the Gulf stream….. Fish heads, fish heads.. rolly poley fish heads.. fish heads, fish heads eat them up yum! Everybody run! The Homecoming has got a gun! Is Doctor Demento still around?? YES! Do you know who Doctor Demento is? I do – – sad, ain’t it?

So.. every once in a while I get this client who is just TOO much. By too much.. I don’t mean that in a pain in ‘da ass sort of way . . (although..) .. but in a “hey – this chicka is really kinda cool” sorta way. She hired me to do her design.. not once, but twice. Then her sister hired me to do her blog. I almost feel like I should attend the next family Thanksgiving dinner, or something. Could you imagine the intrusion? “Hi! You all don’t know me.. but I did up these two girls […]

I found this on the kitchen table this morning. It was leftover from last night’s dinner. Apparently the teenaged boy who lives in my house thinks ‘cleaning up the kitchen’ after dinner means clearing off the table of everything except the plate of lettuce leafs. This is lettuce: This is my cat: This is my cat on lettuce: Yes, folks – – this is the scary reality of what happens when you leave your cat alone . . unsupervised . . with a plate full of lettuce. DON’T let your cats try this at home! Plead with them – – […]

For when you are utterly bored or equally distracted: Lite Brite and Save the starving SuperModel.

We’re going to pick up the boat today! We decided to go with the 1800SR3 instead of the 1800MX because of testosterone. Yes, that’s right. The whole Y chromosome thing demanded the upgrade. Chris just couldn’t control himself. Boys and their toys. Of course, I’ll sit here and act all indignant about him spending the extra cash for it – – and on the inside I’m thrilled with it and will enjoy the benefit of it as much as he does. But it’s a woman’s job to bitch about it, isn’t it? Would I be lacking in my responsiblity if […]

When Nicolette Sheridan recently revealed that she cleans her house in the nude, the shock value lay more in her lack of domestic help than her absence of clothing. For all the public brouhaha over exposed flesh, most of us are actually quite comfortable in private with our naked form – and everyone else’s. Just take a look at the numbers: 104 Number of references to the word ‘naked’ in the King James version of the bible. 1933 Year in which the movie “Ecstacy” features a totally naked Hedy Lamarr – with visible pubic hair and nipples (gasp!) 1934 Year […]

What is it? 4am? About that. It’s been a full, full day – – and I am sitting here at 4am trying to decide between sleep, or a cup of coffee. The activities of this day would probably take up all of the harddrive space I have available on the server that I’m on. Let’s just leave it at this – – The posting of private information about a person, without their consent, is just not a nice or a good thing to do. Especially when that private information is not readily accessible anywhere on the net. It’s one thing […]