Fun N’ Frolic
Beeeoooootiful!
….I feel pretty… oh so pretty…..“
From Cosmo . .
Ten lame excuses you should never fall for from a guy: Dinner at your mom and dads? Ok. But what will I tell the orphans? They’ll still be expecting story hour I swear that wasn’t a fart. It’s just the way this damn leather chair sounds whenever I sit down I was looking at her because I was thinking how much prettier you are It was terrible! The aliens, they . . they said they wanted to observ human males at leisure and made me stay out until 4am . . drinking with the guys! I’d love to help out, […]
Whine! Whine! Whine
Let it not be said that I’m not an equal opportunity blogger: OK? 🙂
Chicks (Heart) Dick
Between the comments and emails – I figured I’d put the t-shirts up for sale! Go ahead, grab one – you know you wanna!! The Chicks (Heart) Dick Apparel Store is open! Have fun! Oh, and if you buy – – I want to see your picture in your apparel on your blog (if you have one)! 🙂 I do have another Cafe Press shop here that sells “Proud member of the Vast Right Wing Conspiracy” and “W in ’04” merchandise!
Just in time for Halloween!
Boo! Scared yet? Well, I just was – – go on over to Chelle’s and see just what I mean! LOL Ok – I confess, I didn’t get around to making the baklava yet! I will though! I will! And just for Yaya – I’ll post a picture of it to prove it. I’ve just been eyebrow deep over here! He was right on target because I did it. We have a ton of specials over there, too – you may wanna check ’em out! Margi already did – – look for big changes over by her!
Football Fans for Truth
Football Fans for Truth. The Footies! Spreading the truth around the athletic myth that is John Kerry. Too funny! Found via Grub.
TGIF
Casual Friday for Pajama People
Subtitles in Iraq!
Saw this earlier on FoxNews – – it is SO funny! Look at meeeeeeee . . . I have subtitles!
A Confession
My name is Lisa and I don’t care if Brittany Spears faked her marriage. Whew. Happy to get THAT off my chest.
Could You Eat a 6lb Burger?
As advertised on the pub’s web site, a 96er sells for $23.95 and includes the following fixings and condiments: Two whole tomatoes A half-head of lettuce 12 slices of American cheese A full cup of peppers Two entire onions A river of mayonnaise, ketchup, and mustard Denny’s (not to be confused with the national chain restaurants of the same name) offers prizes for customers who can completely consume one of their big burgers within a designated time period: a T-shirt, certificate, and 50% discount for anyone who finishes a Challenger (2 lb. burger) within an hour; a T-shirt, certificate, and […]