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If I blogged about half the stuff I deal with in a day – you guys wouldn’t believe it. I don’t blog about it though, because some of you ARE what I deal with in a day lol Instead, I nabbed this graphic from Margi – because today is just one of those days. Bitch,
I talk with my hands. I do – I’m very expressive when I’m talking . . my hands are always moving. Even when I’m on the phone and no one can see me – my hands are still going as I talk. I never noticed it much before – until Chris brought it to my
Good thing I love my job! Sasha, over at Flwrbabe Deconstructed, recently joined the Blogs About community and requested a few skins. We’ve got her halfway there this morning with a skin that she had requested using the art of Kirsten Ulve. Sasha picked out the perfect image for herself – and is now in
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I skinned him – – skinned him alive, I did! Gave him the full treatment, like a day at the spa. Vinny is a real cycling enthusiast – – nutcase is more like it, but I digress. He has recently become a big fan of Lance Armstrong’s and was very much inspired by his book
You Are Pumpkin Pie Even when people are full – they make room for you. Good or bad, your smell is most likely to arouse a man. What Part of Thanksgiving Are You? (quiz nabbed from Mark.)
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No – not ski bum – – but ski bummed. On Wednesday – I got an email from our local downhill ski hangout – they said: announces that it will be open beginning Friday, November 26, 2004 at 4:00 P.M. Once again, Sunburst boasts a November opening and is the first ski area in Southeast
Sure I am – it’s already almost 1am! But, thanks to Margi – Chris went out to the drugstore and got some Melatonin to see if that wouldn’t make a dent in my current state of insomnia. I sure hope so! Margi – I’ll let ya know! Greg, over at All Along The Watchtower contacted
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Just finished reading a book from Michael Crichton called “Timeline” – it was a good one. But then, which Crichton book isn’t, really? From the sleeve: In an Arizona desert a man wanders in a daze, speaking words that make no sense. Within 24 hours he is dead, his body switftly cremated by his only
Fine resolve I have, hey? I wrote that last post – – then at 7:30, fell asleep. Sheesh. It was a good thing I didn’t have big plans today! I woke up at-I-am-not-going-to-say-when, got coffee and got some work done for a print project I’ve been recently hired to do. I’m very exicted about this
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