I swear I’ve re-designed this for the LAST time! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! No more! Of course, I speak soley to the voices in my head – – trying, in vain, to convince […]
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It’s official – I’m deprived. No, I did not say depraved – – so knock it off! For the last week – – sex has been out of the question. Why? It’s my doctor’s fault, completely. Ok – maybe not completely…I suppose there is some action I could take to solve this – but I’m
1. Do you watch sports? If so, which ones? Very rarely. Actually – I very rarely watch television at all – except for lots of cable news and a few movies late at night when I can’t sleep. The last sports event I watched on television was the De La Hoya v. Mosley fight on
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Just finished watching John Q. What an excellent flick – – I highly recommend it. I cried my fool eyes out at the end. *sniffle*
I never tire of seeing this guy’s HBO special. Seen it a couple dozen times – and I laugh just as hard each time. He’s a blast. Royal Genetics And Queen Victoria became Empress of India. She never even fucking went there, you know? She was one of our more frumpy queens… they’re all frumpy,
C. says I’m a nut. He wants no part of it. He only helped me with it because he says he knows it will make me happy. He claims it was all part of my master plan to mold him into a quirky mid-westerner. He stood outside on the lawn, in the front yard —
Andy is in the last stages of liver cancer. He sat down and looked at me and sighed heavily. He looked horrible – – his skin was pumpkin-orange, cheeks sunken, hands shaking…he told me that his doctor’s appointment didn’t go as planned. His hoped-for prognosis didn’t pan out like he had hoped for, his ex-wife
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Cor blimey, I taste like Tea. I am a subtle flavour, quiet and polite, gentle, almost ambient. My presence in crowds will often go unnoticed. Best not to spill me on your clothes though, I can leave a nasty stain. What Flavour Are You?
When was the last time you had a nice, steaming hot bowl of oatmeal for breakfast? Laced with brown sugar and then drowned in milk? I mean the kind of oatmeal that you cook on the stove in a kettle – – not in a bowl in the microwave? I highly recommend it! *yummy*
Did Comets Make Life on Earth Possible? An ambitious new NASA research project aims to answer perhaps the most vexing and profound of scientific mysteries: How did life on Earth begin? (snip) Most scientists have long believed that life on Earth began as a “primordial soup” in a lake or pond some four billion years
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