What do you suppose I was thinking? I decided to put a fresh coat of polish on my nails before leaving for work – but I did it before putting my shoes and socks on. So, now I have to wait. Stupid girl. I’ve been female my whole life (gotta clarify that these days, ya know?) – – you’d think I’d have these manicure rules down by now?
I have a patient to go see right away this morning. He hasn’t pooped in three days and is having anxiety attacks because of it. He called this morning. I answered the phone and without saying anything else, I hear a male voice on the other end of the line saying, ‘I can’t shit! I’m full of shit!’
Considering some of the men in my life – – truly, that could have been anyone.