Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Baseball wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.