Since it’s that time of year for some of us with kids (or those of us in school):
A mother is driving a little girl to her friend’s house for a play date.
“Mommy,” the little girl asks, “how old are you?”
“Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age,” the mother replied. “It’s not polite.”
“OK”, the little girl says, “How much do you weigh?”
“Now really,” the mother says, “those are personal questions and are really none of your business.”
Undaunted, the little girl asks, “Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?”
“That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!”
The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.
“My Mom won’t tell me anything about her,” the little girl says to her friend.
“Well,” says the friend, “all you need to do is look at her drivers’ license. It’s like a report card, it has everything on it.”
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, “I know how old you are, you are 32.”
The mother is surprised and asks, “How did you find that out?
“I also know that you weigh 140 pounds.”
The mother is past surprised and shocked now. “How in heaven’s name did you find that out?”
“And,” the little girl says triumphantly, “I know why you and daddy got a divorce.”
“Oh really?” the mother asks. “Why?”
“Because you got an F in sex.”
32 thoughts on “Report Card Time”
LoL! That’s a very very nice post. Just what I needed at the moment. Thanks for sharing 🙂
Ha! That is too funny. 😀
OOh.. just what I needed to look forward to. 😉 (Though not the divorce part..)
LOL, that was funny! I can just imagine my kids doing that…
Haha Thanks for sharing
i’m curious to what the mother said to the little girls last statement? *snickers*
that was great
That’s really cute.
lol.. too funny!
haha! nice one~:wink:
ps: i love your layout!
This was very funny. I really like your blog.
Oh my indeed! 😆
Very cute! Thanks for sharing!
HAHA, that was so cute! Thanks for putting that up, its very funny 😆
thought that was a total non-sequitur until the last line. Nice one!
Very cute and funny, also one I hadn’t heard before.
haha, very funny!:roll:
you have a great blog, i find myself coming back again and again
Heh. Classic humor.
That is hysterical! Thanks for sharing!
Too funny! *Ãœ*
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THAT is funny.
THAT was so good thanks.
I had a bad day. That brightened it.:wink:
Well i have been in this program for a while. I had just got done with the program yesterday, and it was very fun.I was treating my doll like a real baby ,and people thought it was something wrong with me.But it teaches a lesson.