Pucker Up

Women don’t get enough kisses

Pucker up and kiss your Valentine.

Most of us don’t get enough smackaroos.

That’s the word from kissing guru Michael Christian, who makes his living teaching people how to kiss.

Now I know what my new occupation is going to be!

For those of you who celebrate Valentine’s Day – I hope it’s everything you dreamed it would be. For those of you who don’t, Happy Saturday, then. ๐Ÿ™‚

Personally, I don’t. Call me cynical and all that – but to me, it’s one of those gratuitous Hallmark holidays. Show me you love me on every day of the year – not just calender holidays, ya know? Would love to get those flowers and cards on random days throughout the year, not just to fulfill some social obligation that’s been ingrained in you since childhood.

Really – I can be quite loving and romantic when I wanna be. I’m just difficult, is all.

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