We finally picked up the truck yesterday. We’re doing our part to inflame the liberals in our neighborhood:
At work – I mentioned the new, upcoming purchase. I love to let the liberals go off about how it harms the environment….ask questions like , “Well, you know it’s harmful to our environment, don’t you” and “SUV’s are killing the ozone layer” , and on and on. I let them ramble – – allow themselves to work into a full blown lather – – and just when I think the moment is perfect and they are just about to pop a blood vessel in their left eye – – that’s when I let them know that it runs on Ethanol. Corn Alcohol……
“Yea? Well, the GMC Yukon XL runs on Ethanol, Ken – – what does your car run on?”
Shuts ’em up every single time.