I woke up this morning, put on my slippers and headed upstairs to make my first cup of morning coffee.
I decided to make some toast to go with it. On the toast, I spread a very (wafer) thin layer of Marmite.
I took a bite and tasted it.
I then tossed the piece of toast with Marmite into the garbage and made a new piece of toast. On that piece of toast, I spread butter and then drizzled some honey on it.
I ate the whole thing.
Thus ends the Marmite era of my existance.
Thank you –
PS – stop stalking me now!