It’s a tough choice.
Leanne and I were gabbing on the phone this morning and we got onto the topic of Johnny Depp. IS there a bad picture of this guy in existance? I mean – he even dampened my drawers as Edward Scissorhands, for crying out loud.
“It’s because you go for that freaky shit”, Leanne says.
Freaky shit? Is Johnny Depp freaky? Damn, he better be freaky – or all my day dreams and night sweats were all for naught.
One night, I’m sitting up in bed.. trying to work on my laptop, but being totally distracted by the People Magazine on my nightstand. Chris is sitting next to me – he’s working on his laptop totally engrossed in work. I flip the page in People Magazine and am confronted with this picture of dear Johnny.
Nice. Nice tan line.
Without even thinking that I happen to be right next to my soon-to-be and I should maybe be polite and not openly drool – I made an audible.
Some quite unintelligible sort of mumble/groan/moan that one makes when.. well, when they like what they see, get me? Chris, without even bothering to look over to see what I’m getting all squirmy about says.. “Let me guess… Johnny Depp?”
How’d he know?
So, anyways – back to Leanne. She tells me that Kevin Costner is what does it for her every time. I tell her that Kevin is just too white bread for me – and that’s where she reminds me of my freakiness.
It’s not true! Ok – well it’s kind of true … you’d be surprised at some of the freaky things that lie underneath… but I can get into that All American Boy type of genre, too.
Take Matthew McConaughey for instance. How much more blonde, all american can you get? But there’s something about him . . . I think it’s eyes. Those blue, intense eyes. They communicate things to me that have some serious freaky potential. I think it’s that corruptability factor that lies within. Though, I’m sure Matthew doesn’t need my help with the whole corruption bit – – but one can dream, can’t they?
So I’m trying to decide which is better. Confirmed freakiness that you can count on? Or the whisper of possible freaky potential? Both have the same curious factor.