Would you believe this?
I’m in my office. I closed my office door.
The door knob fell off. Seriously.
I can’t get the damn door open.
With me so far?
My cell phone is in the other room. The office line?
Battery is dead.
The family? All upstairs.
I’ve tried everything to get that damn door unlatched. Broke a fingernail doing it, too.
No one can hear me yelling for them down here because they are all up in the kitchen deeply engaged in whatever conversation they are having up there while I’m trapped!
Trapped, I say!
I can’t make this stuff up!
UPDATE at Midnite
I’m no longer trapped. Chris finally came downstairs and I heard a voice through the door knob hole… “Baby.. are you locked in??” *hysterical laughter*