Popped these up in my email earlier this morning — some of them enough to make a person squirm!
Good: You’re pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: Your husband had a vasectomy five years ago.
Good: Your husband is not talking to you.
Bad: He wants a divorce.
Ugly: He’s a lawyer.
Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several pornographic movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them.
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them.
Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you do.
Good: You give “the birds and the bees” talk to your 14-year-old daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.
Good: The postman’s early.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.
Good: You son is dating someone new.
Bad: It’s another man.
Ugly: He’s your best friend.
Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!
3 thoughts on “Good, Bad and Ugly”
have this at the end of it?
Way Ugly: He’s your husband.
Yup, leave it to me to make it much more ‘current’. By the way, why is migrating from 1.0.2 to 1.2 so hard? 🙁
that is way ugly.
I didn’t think upgrading was that difficult at all – what problems are you having?
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