I once knew a girl
With a lopsided smile,
She drooled so darned much,
You could see it for miles.
She spent 3 hours today
In a cold dentist’s chair,
She woke up too late –
Didn’t have time to do her hair!
Four more root canals later
Her teeth are now fixed,
Soon as the numbness wears off
She’ll have a new bag-o-tricks
In the meantime it’s all numb,
She drools all over the place,
Nothing much to do now
But tuck a napkin under her face.
In a week and day
She’ll embark on this cruise
With a smile on her face
She’ll consume fruity booze!
But you’re beautiful to me.
Give me your ear. It’s been awhile since I raped it. 🙂
Hmmmm. I never realized that Lisa was part Vogon…
Poetry as torture 😉
Awwww.. sqwishy hugs for my pretty little numby face!
Jeannette you married godess, you! How was the wedding??? Must go read your blog today!
I’m such a bad blog buddy, aren’t I? I really suck at it. Between work, teeth and deadlines before the cruise – I’ve been totally self-absorbed.
You should really call me and give me honeymoon details! 😉
Should I call you now? Hmm? Hmm? I’d be glad to call you but I’m afraid you’d be sleeping or something. 😀
wow,how i come to here?
nice to meet you!
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