Regards

Small, Cluttered Refuge Was a Far Cry From Luxury

When U.S. Special Forces troops uncovered the hole on Saturday night, military officials said, Hussein quickly emerged and called out: “I am Saddam Hussein, president of Iraq, and I am willing to negotiate.”

“President Bush,” one of the soldiers replied, “sends his regards.”

Aside from what the soldier said – here’s my top 10 responses to Saddam’s statement:

1. Haven’t read a newspaper lately, have ya?.
2. In your dreams, dipshit.
3. We’re not letting you out until you say UNCLE
4. Keep telling yourself that, Mr. All-Powerful Dictator.
5. Looks like the beginnings of nice mass grave, to me.
6. Go towards the light, pal.
7. PHENOMINAL COSMIC POWER!!!! Itty bitty living space!
8. Cooking up new ‘strategery’ down there, are ya?
9. Yea, we’ve got some Kurds out here you can negotiate with, Meeester
   Preeessiident.
10. Fuck ‘im – - Seal the hole!